(Pete's) Sister act

Ah yes Mr Alan Shearer over Dennis Bergkamp everytime time boy (I still disagree),

As ye olde saga of Shearer is shitter than Bergkamp rages on (and let's face it - it will until our dying day), let me keep it in the family (now don't start any rumours - there were enough of them at Broughton High) and introduce to the blog floor my ickle sister of Garstang, Lancashire. Sung in the style of a poor Shania Twain wannebee....the winner of best back end of a cow in a Preston pantomime. None other than EMILY SANDERSONEZ.

Alan,

Huuuuuuuuuuuge congratulations Alan and Belinda on your marriage.

It's always good to bring England and Australia closer together after another Ashes win in Blighty. Really sorry we haven't made it to Austrailia to be with you. We watched them film with the same name last night if that counts for anything. I'd love to say our reason for not being there was down to a Koala allergy but it's simply down to the fact I can't get the time off school.

Preston misses your dry sense of humour Alan and the money you so ploughed into our pubs to keep the breweries afloat. Belinda - you have a fine young man at your mercy. He scrubs up well when he's not in his football kits.

Good luck in your married life together and look after each other always.

Lots of love from emily and ben and tom and will xx

Thanks Em. A sweet message. Right........here comes a big'un from the past........straight from the Sanderson inbox......